THERE ARE TWO CONTESTS
Let Yourself Live A Little - Enter Them Both!

#1: The CyberYenta Book Contest: You must have a copy of the book to play.
To Order Your Copy: CyberYenta's Old-Fashioned Wisdom For NewFangled Times

How To Play
Throughout my book you will see "Old" Yiddish Expressions in boxes. Some are not so old after all. To tell you the truth, some I made up. See if you can figure out which ones. A little clue: there are 8 in all. To win, you have to get all 8 right and email me the page numbers where you found the winning expressions. Send List To CyberYenta

#2: "Are You A Nincompoop-In-A-Nanosecond?" Contest:

How To Play
You think you're the only one who ever made a fool of themselves using a computer, fax, phone or some other newfangled device? Of course not. But to be worthy of the award, you have to had made a monkey of yourself faster than anyone else. So, you only win the contest if your embarrasing incident happened the fastest. (And couldn't be undone.) Send Incident To CyberYenta


RULES
1. You must be at least 13 years old to enter.
2. Rabbis and other Torah/Talmud scholars are automatically prohibited from entering. Well, okay, you can guess but you can't win.
3. In the event that I can remember the right answers, I will choose a winner each month. If there is more than one winner, I'll give you each the other phone numbers and you'll have to get together, have a little coffee and cake and figure it out like civilized human beings.
4.The winner receives a Gala all expense paid trip for you and your family to Brooklyn's beautiful Motor Vehicle Office, or a free copy of my book. It's up to you. (Of course, your name will be listed on my site, too!)
5. You must sign a document stating that if you win you will not immediately quit your job and live an extravagent lifestyle.
6. You must give part of your winnings to the poor.

YIDDISH EXPRESSION
From luck to misfortune is only a step;
but from misfortune to luck is a long way.


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